Top 20 quotes overheard about Real Estate Agents.
1. "Since my last report, this Agent has reached rock bottom and has started to dig."
2. "Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap."
3. "When he opens his mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet."
4. "This young lady had delusions of adequacy."
5. "He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them."
6. "This Agent is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."
7. "This Agent should go far, and the sooner he starts the better."
8. "A gross ignoramus ... 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus."
9. "He doesn't have ulcers, but he's a distributor."
10. "I would like to go hunting with him sometime."
11. "She's been working with glue too much."
12. "She would argue with a signpost."
13. "She brings a lot of joy whenever she leaves the room."
14. "When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell."
15. "If you see two people talking and one looks bored, he's the other one."
16. "Donated his brain to science before he was done using it."
17. "She's got two brain cells, one is lost and the other is out looking for it."
18. "If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week."
19. "If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change."
20. "The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead."
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